Jonah: "Look, Cole! It's Santa in those people's yard!"
Cole: "That is so cool, Jonah, but you know Santa lives in Heaven with God and Jesus."
Jonah: "I know. I wish Jesus would come play with me."
Cole: "Well, Jonah, you can talk to him anytime you want. And he will even talk back to you. But you have to be REAL quiet because when God speaks, He talks like a whisper. He sounds like this:" Cole turns his head to face the window and begins to whisper.
"Jonah, you need to make sure you obey your mommy and daddy because that makes Me happy. Oh, and you make sure you share your trucks with your brother Cole any time he asks."
Jonah looks up and says, "God?! Is that You?!"