Thursday 13

13 Ways you Know You’re the Mother of a Little One

1. You eat off of animal-shaped plates- and you like it!
2. Your purse always has a diaper and wipes in it (along with snacks, juice, and some kind of happy meal toy)
3. When you’re eating fruit salad and your husband asks, “What is that?” You sing back, “Fruit salad, Yummy, yummy.” From The Wiggles
4. You know the words and songs to Finding Nemo and other Disney/ Pixar flicks
5. Your house and car never feel like they are tidy
6. You have mastered the art of speed shopping
7. Your idea of a quiet evening is having all children in bed asleep before you
8. You have found new and exciting ways to use baby wipes and are amazed you ever lived without them.
9. You can leisurely walk by other little ones screaming their heads off in public places and it not phase you
10. You totally dig yo-gos, fruit chews, and cereal sticks- for yourself
11. Just when you think you’ve washed all clothes, you find a pile of laundry behind your child’s bed or toy box or both.
12. You laugh when someone asks you, “What do you do all day?”
13. Your idea of going to an adult restaurant is going to a place with no child’s menu.