If you're practicing the Growing Kids God's Way (a.k.a. Baby Wise) model of teaching your children discretion, you may not want to read this post.
I was changing today in my bathroom and Jonah comes in and sees my breasts. He has seen them before, but for some reason seemed more fascinated today. He wraps his arms around my waist, and by default, I aways bend down to hug him. Of course, after 3 babies, and no bra on, the girls were swinging a little low. They land on Jonah's head, and he looks up and says, "Those are your breasts, Mama?"
"Yes, Jonah, those are my breasts."
Without skipping a beat, Jonah reaches up and grabs the most sensitive part (you know) and says, "I grabbin' Mama's breasts." and starts laughing.
If any of your daughters will ever be my daughters-in-law, I apologize now.